exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

(Source: powerrangersvintage)

sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

image

september 1st, 12:00am

image

sincewemet:

- They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.
- What a bunch of a-holes.

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

fake-mermaid:

intensional:

i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”

image

listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist