rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

Best of Mark Ruffalo at San Diego Comic Con 2014

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ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

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senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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scoobydoof:

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now.