carryonmy-assbutt:

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

imagine all 9 seasons of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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shellbucky:

lumos5001:

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

lustire:

when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate

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via pizza (originally lustire)

beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air

Open RP

yzma:

kenfucky:

yzma:

'Ah, hello Mr Bond. I have been waiting for you to try and stop me for quite some time.'

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before i kill you, tell me… why you shot drake in degrassi

'I will not give you that satisfaction, Bond. Not in this life.'
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via laughbitches (originally yzma)

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

cold-fury:

One of the best moments of my childhood.

  • baby:A-a
  • mom:Apple? Say apple.
  • baby:*jumps*

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic)